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- November 17, 1993
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- Top Ten Lorena Bobbitt Excuses
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- 10. Hoped it would somehow help NAFTA get passed
- 9. Too much caffeine
- 8. What can I say? I love a good joke
- 7. That's what he gets for hoggin' the remote control
- 6. Took Bob Barker's constant "spaying and neutering" reminders to their
- logical conclusion
- 5. I was trying to cut the price tag off his new pajamas and he sneezed
- 4. Good practice for carving Thanksgiving turkey
- 3. Fell asleep whittling in bed
- 2. Was tired of playing "got your nose"
- 1. Ginsumania!